Rejected David Lynch Plotlines (In Haiku)
Bob Dylan trips, falls
into fishtank. Must be saved
from anenome.
Romantic moment
in restaurant altered
by dying waiters.
Devil arrives home.
Can't find housekeys. Door transforms
into vagina.
You know what's funny?
Big wet dog, sudsy bath.
Name the pooch "Mozart."
Cut to pile of fish.
2 men climb out from under,
embrace weepily.
People start shrinking
but act like nothing's wrong as
house pets get bigger.
12 chimps dressed as men
enter red room. There are chairs,
but not enough chairs.
(from The Year the Eggs Cracked, 2015, Conundrum Press)
